Expectation Failed

And here I thought that I would have at least 365 peeves.

Presents from the Puppies

I do realize that helping the Guiding Eyes for the Blind by fostering some puppies is doing good for the world, but could somebody please clean up after them before I step in it?

Admit Your Mistakes

OK, who put the broken coffee cup away without washing it?

Opting Out

I don't want it. Stop asking me to opt out. Change your default to ask me to opt in. Better yet, don't even ask; I still won't want it. If I did, I'd come to you.

Vox Machina

I don't listen to computer-generated voices. Your interactive voice response system is just wasting your cycles and mine.

No, really, I don't listen to them. If you want me to pay attention, put a human on the phone.

Thanks for the Option!

If you piss me off, I'll use the toll-free phone number every time.

Upside-Down Ice Cream Cake

I love your ingenuity in using temperature variations to create an upside-down ice cream cake that looks like a funnel, but I'd rather not have to clean the freezer again.

Put the lid on tightly.

Put the container in the freezer with the lid side facing up. That's called the top of the container. The opposite side, called the bottom, is what faces down.

Oh, and down is in the direction of your feet.