Thanks for the Option!

If you piss me off, I'll use the toll-free phone number every time.

Rube Goldberg's Software

Was this overly complex design really necessary? Or did you just think that introducing abstraction qua abstraction would eliminate inefficiencies just by being abstract?

Fog Lights

Let me guess: No one ever told you the reason they are called fog lights.

Self-Deception

Daylight Saving Time does nothing of the sort.



Note: This post was scheduled to be published at the change of the clock. Blogger says,

Because of a daylight savings time shift on the date entered, the time entered does not exist.

I'm [insert name], and Windows 7 was my idea

Dear Microsoft Marketing Department:

You do realize how insulting it is to learn that Microsoft listened to That Person when we have ALL been telling you for YEARS that your operating systems suck, especially when they got a free vacation and we didn't.

Just thought you'd like to know that you're turning up the hate a notch.

Best regards,