Presents from the Puppies

I do realize that helping the Guiding Eyes for the Blind by fostering some puppies is doing good for the world, but could somebody please clean up after them before I step in it?

Closing the Lid

Due to height limits on the refrigerator shelves, it is acceptable to store containers of liquids on their side -- provided that the lid is completely sealed.

Parking in the Path of Least Resistance

Parking your bike right in front of the door, and dropping your bags right inside the door are not acceptable, and constitute a hazard to your health -- as soon as I can figure out which one of you did it.

Spills Left to Stand

The spill itself is not so bad. But leaving it on the floor, and forgetting to tell anyone about it, so that it soaks into the wood, the carpet, and my socks? That's not good at all.

Litter

Litterbugs are assholes: both are known for the shit they leave behind.

Hair Left in the Shower

It's almost like bathing in a mud puddle.

Toilets Which Have Not Been Flushed

I like a clean bowl.

Leftover Time on the Microwave

Couldn't wait for the microwave to finish the last 2 seconds, could you? Had to open the door before the timer went off, didn't you?

Fine.

I can live with that.

But leaving those seconds left on the timer, when you could clear them? That drives me nuts.

Toothpaste

Was it necessary to leave the cap off? To spit huge chunks of toothpaste into the sink and not rinse them out? To squeeze the tube from the middle? And then to let the paste drip slowly onto the counter where it could harden into a multi-colored rock?

Turn off the lights when you leave the room.

If you open the door, close it.