Taking the Hard Way Out

Oh Outlook, you provide such fertile ground for hate.

It was so much easier to throw up a modal dialog box then to simply close the window wasn't it?

Emptying the Bottle of Shampoo

I understand that you're three, and like bubbles, but did you really need to dump the whole bottle of shampoo in the tub?

Stomping Down the Stairs

Even an elephant walks on his tippy-toes.

Entering a House Without Announcing Your Presence

Are y'all from a family of thieves that you don't shout out "Hello" when you enter an unlocked home, or just rude?

Sliding Patio Doors

Sliding doors are an efficient use of space. They do not extend into the room, or require that the space outside the door be empty. They work quite well on the U.S.S. Enterprise, where the computer opens them for Captain Kirk and they never get in his way. You can even open them just a crack to let in bugs and fresh air.

But when you're carrying a tray of raw meats out to the grill, the last thing you want to contend with is balancing that tray on one hand while exerting sufficient force perpendicular to your direction of movement to open the door.

Tim McCarver

Yet another tough sports call. Who is doing more to destroy broadcast baseball: Joe Buck or Tim McCarver?

Litter

Litterbugs are assholes: both are known for the shit they leave behind.