Foreign Objects in My Ears

Perhaps I need to have border gate on my ears to keep out the foreign objects.

Stuff in My Drink

I'm not done with that cup! Was it really necessary to put that sliver of paper, hair, and floor lint in my drink? You couldn't just put it in the trash?

When Someone Else Moves the Things I Set Down

It was just a temporary place. It's not in the permanent place. And now I can't find it.