Didn't I Say That Already?

What part of _______________________ did you not understand?

Missing Basic Research Skills

Perhaps the libraries should teach people how to use dig, whois, ping, traceroute, and Google in addition to showing them how to find things in the card catalog.

Mordak, Preventer of Information Services

Dude, we already own the data. Protecting root won't save you now.

Asking the Same Questions in Every Meeting for the Past Five Years

What is it you do again?